Chapter 16

• Procrastination Oblivion
• The Troubled Child
• The 411 on 419 Nigeria
• GMO Gullible
• Being African and being African American
• Fake White
• Scratches on the White Table

Chapter 17

• The Death of the Accent
• I Could for you
• Blacks don’t need sunscreen
• American Tribalism

Chapter 18

• Girlfriend, don’t piss me off What’s this novel about?
• Curt-y in Love
• Once you go Black you never go back
• Once you go White you never hafta fight

Chapter 19

• The Right Republican
• happily Ever After
• The Pink Ballon
• Relaxed burns to Natural Hair
• What do WASPs Aspire to?

Chapter 20

• Unquenchable thirst for affirmation
• Happy kink nappy
• Why Dark Skinned Woman Love Obama

Chapter 21

• The Itchy Shirt of the Oppressed

• I am Tired
• The Last Glob
• You Are Black Baby

Chapter 22: My Naijia Brother! It’s been so long…

Part 3

Chapter 23

• The Angolans
• Cleotilde
• The Future of Terrorism

Chapter 24

• Is this a Joke?
• Bello Boo Bows Back
• Nna and Nne the Super Kids!
• Their Accent makes them forgetful…
• Brown Nosing the Black noses

Chapter 25

• Sharp Guy

• Hardened Helping Hands
• Loba Jay You
• Init Boss

Chapter 26

• The Knee-Grows work
• Vinny Boy
• Give it to the birds

Chapter 27: Finding Obinze

Chapter 28: The End of Vinny Boy

Chapter 29: Sharp Man Chatterbox

Chapter 30

• Runaway Groom
• Humiliation
• Deportation